#1 thou shall not sneak out while parents are sleeping (why wait?)
#2 thou shalt not steal from k*mart (wal*mart has a bigger selection)
#3 thou shall not steal from thyne parents(everyone knows grandma has more money)
#4 thou shall not skip class(just take the whole day off)
#5 thou shall not strip in class (hooters pays more)
#6 thou shall not do drugs (thats right, alcohol lasts longer)
#7 thou shall not get arrested for vandalism (destruction has a bigger effect)
#8 thou shall not get into fights(just start them)
#9 thou shall not think about having sex(as nike says "just do it")
#10 thouh shall not help old ladies cross the street(just leave them in the middle)